Hello, and welcome to my page! Phew, right..... Ok, so about me is trickier to answer then you first think it might be. But here goes, I am currently a mum of 2 gorgeous girls, married to my husband who I like to refer to as Big Yin or Roberto! Neither of which are his actual names. We live in the bush in Victoria, Australia in a little town called Warracknabeal! I am what’s referred to around these parts (well actually it’s a phrase I created and I'm trying to get it going so try and use it when you can) as "New-old". New-old basically refers to anyone that has grown up here, moved away for a few years and then moved back. I grew up here from 5 years old but my family has been in the area counting back to 5 generations. My gals make it 6 generations. I strongly believe it’s for that very reason that I have always felt like this was home. I left town when I was 18 and have returned 2 years ago. I'm 39 now so that makes it just under 20 years of holding on to the idea that I would come home again. A big pull on my heart for a very long time.
We are currently renovating our house; I have a gorgy golden retriever called Heston. (Named after an island near the village where old Roberto is from) I like all sorts of things....I find it difficult to lock down that I like running or reading or cooking (lol just kidding I friggin hate cooking) but generally what I loooovee to do changes from day to day or time to time. I’ll give anything a crack, I'm open-minded and I love to swear when I think it helps express my point with clarity, veracity or enthusiasm. I make no apologies for that or any of the content I will cover or include on my pages. I'm funny as fuck, I love to chat and I love funny people. I dislike pettiness, mob mentality scares the shit out of me and I’m still a little scared of the dark sometimes. So that’s me in a nut shell. I’d love if you stuck around and shoot me an email introducing yourself! xx
In case you're wondering I'm ok in this photo. Its just a really bad photo! It was taken by a friend of mine who never deletes photos, he considers them all a moment in time however imperfect. I think thats a pretty cool approach in a very plastic world and so here I am completely sober, mid blink, mid yawn but still rocking a red table cloth because i was cold at a party!!